If I could be...

Oops, I got tagged by Fazri. I'm supposed to pick 5 of the listed professions below and complete the sentence that follows it? Oh well.

If [Reader] could be a scientist
If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician
If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter
If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary
If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect
If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist
If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete
If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper
If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer
If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider
If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper
If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host
If [Reader] could be a pariah...
If [Reader] could be an actor
If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi
If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer
If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer
If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist
If [Reader] could be a househusband

X If [Reader] could be a gardener he will capture the top prize at the upcoming Chelsea Flower Show
X If [Reader] could be a househusband he probably would be bored to death
X If [Reader] could be a backup singer, glass will most definitely shatter
X If [Reader] could be a chef, he will have his own 3 star Michelin restaurant
X If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer he'd be a useless critic

Nothing out of the ordinary, I can't think much these few days.

Can I have Juliana, Yuen Li and Jingy to continue? :D